Showing posts with label alcohol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alcohol. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Teetotalling is bad for you


I'm beginning to come to a startling conclusion about lifestyle choices and their effects on health. Drinking is good for you, smoking pot is good for you, and smoking cigarettes is, ahem, kinda good, in a way.

update: as Anonymous pointed out, "smoking" pot may not be beneficial but injecting it's psychoactive ingredient THC into human tumour cells may cause them to shrink...if you are a mouse.

further update: also enjoy strawberry daiquiris as a spirited health tonic.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

2006 Cocktail Of The Year

Bloody Vagina (va-JEE-nuh)

pour 2 oz. Finlandia Vodka over ice
add approx. 5 oz. Orangina
pour in 1/2 oz. Creme de Cassis